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Story Time from Ben’s racist fucking family

I was at my grandparents house debating politics with my grandmother as I am wont to do. I mentioned that I wouldn’t mind seeing Bobby Jindal, a republican of Indian descent, run for president. She then proceeded to tell me that she prefers to see two white men in the white house. Because she is overtly racist.

Over the course of the evening we debated sex ed and at one point she was giving me relationship advice. LET ME REPEAT THAT: I got relationship advice from an 80 year old racist who supports abstinence only sex education.

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being told i was smart and above average from a young age was probably one of the worst things to happen to me because now i have a complex and question my entire existence when i dont excel at something right away